Monday, November 8, 2010

Say Yes to the Dress (Part One)

Samantha .. it's that time.  I know, I know .. you've been hiding, thinking I might have let this wedding craziness just go away.  Ummmm .. no.  Way too much fun.

I'm thinking that a non-traditional bride ... and you're very much a non-traditional kind of woman ... should go for something that really sets the tone for the marriage ... lets him know that you're you're own woman, damnit, and you will not conform to societal expectations .. and he should be so lucky to be seen with you no matter what you're wearing.  Okay, with this in mind, I present to you some ideas for dressing up your big day.  Hang on!

This first one is somewhat in line with your love of racing ... what could be better than flames?  Which also works with that whole "you're my flame" mushy cornball thing in which lovers like to particpate.  Maybe instead of rings, you could exchange pink slips.  Just a thought ...


This second dress is all about the bouquet.  Hmm ... better make that plural.  Those pockets would be completely convenient for hiding other stuff as well like, say, a cellphone .. that can conveniently go off when you've had to stand and smile at Aunt Milred's hour long stories about her pet Schnauzer.


By now, you're probably thinking that this is all kinda tame, right?  My thoughts too!!  Here's a novel idea that involves the man of your dreams ... body paint!


Hmm ... Dad's not having convulsions yet, is he?  Let's see if we can kick-start his heart, shall we?  This next dress is also all about the flowers.  Not much else either.


And lastly for today .. how about something that's sure to make a dramatic statement?

How's your heart, Ralph?

1 comment:

  1. My heart is not sure what to do at this point! Can't wait to see the rest. "Samantha's worried father"

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