First, I guess we should cover acquisitions. My office lamp packed it in early this month. I loved the look of that lamp, but it had a major design flaw that caused the lampshades to drop down and rest on the lightbulb instead of in their housings, with the last event causing a bulb to burst into tiny shards. I'm often barefoot in this room, so ... I packed the lamp off to the garage and I headed out on what became a three-day quest to replace it. I think I did okay. This is my first Tiffany style lamp.
Right around the same time, we were having a disagreement with our kitchen faucet over what the proper rate of flow should be. Pressure had dropped off (only in the kitchen tap) to the point where it seemed you could turn on the water to fill the cofee pot, go take a shower and return before the pot was full.
I'm not sure why we put up with it for weeks. Maybe we hoped that it would miraculously fix itself in the way that gadgetry sometimes does. You know, when you're trying to describe to a puzzled repair expert what the thing had been doing 100% of the time until they arrived and it mysteriously stopped. Well, it didn't do that.
A call to Superplumber! Did you hear that echoey reverb in your head as you read Superplumber? Yes, they have superheroes on their vehicles. Its kinda cute, kinda funny and a whole lot dorky. Which may be why we chose them in the first place. You gotta call someone, right? Fortunately, they've been good to us over the years. They'd even repaired this particular problem once before. Unhappily, this time they could not. But our rep did recommend several extremely pricey options as replacements. I'm betting she gets a bit of commission on up-sales. She was good, she almost had me. Then I remembered Ian, so I turned down her options in favor of a consultation with my brother.
Ian's advice was somewhat along the same lines, although he didn't necessarily agree that Delta wasn't a good tap. He did suggest I steer away from in-store brand names and use a plumbing supplier rather than a outlet store. So I found myself at Splashes one afternoon looking at pricey faucets and mentally putting them on my own sink. I'll bet that, other than Ian, you don't know how much variety there can be in simply getting a sinkful of sudsy water.
With the help of the lady across the desk, we found a discontinued Delta product (discontinued only because they no longer package soap dispensers with taps) with the auto-touch feature in the swankier stainless steel type .. for less than half the cost of the taps quoted by our Superplumber friend. Who came back to install it.
She also freaked Mr. Tippy out so badly that he wouldn't come eat until he knew she was not in the house. No telling what's going on there, but its happened twice now. Same person.
Please tell me that your kitchen window sill is also a collect-all for stuff you have no idea where else to put |
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